herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

(via unexpectedbaggins)

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

(via invariably-volatile)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
*kisses cheek* You’ve got the kissing disease!! spread it by kissing the next ten people on your dash!
allofmylovetess allofmylovetess Said:

stoned-levi:

Why have you spread your plague to me you god forsaken merciless demon

quite-an-enigma:

Seriously though, how does no one notice Morgana smirking all over the place?

(via westoftheglass)

  • Remus: Do you think that your Animagi animals say something about you?
  • James: Definitely! Sirius is energetic and loyal but he'll bite back if he feels threatened. That's why he's a dog!
  • Sirius: And James, you're like the king of the forest, wanting to look out for your friends and family.
  • Peter: So, why am I a rat?
  • Other three: ...
  • Sirius: I bet it's because you like cheese.
  • Other three: -Murmurs of agreement-

spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(via ididntminktospoopyou)

cyanhyena:

vandigo:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies

Now hold on a sec I do INDEED have a problem with one picture but not the other.

In the TOP picture you can clearly see two hunting rifles and a mid-sized handgun, which are perfectly reasonable guns for a family to have, and it appears that all three people in the picture are legally old enough to at least have gone to a hunters safety course, which legally justifies the weapons being in their hands for certain purposes - hunting. Hand guns are carried by hunters to defend against bear attacks, should they happen, and by fishermen when fishing in lakes containing sturgeon … because the only way you’re killing a goddamned prehistoric dinosaur fish from hell is by shooting it (no joke).

Now the BOTTOM picture clearly contains only ONE child old enough to have gone through a hunters safety course … and not a single gun that is used for anything other than killing other human beings, and this I have a serious problem with. Guns that are intended ONLY for killing humans (the AR and AK series rifles, which are shown) with CHILDREN is a fucking problem.

Now, if they were hunting rifles in the bottom picture - you know, guns that are meant solely for the procurement of food - then I wouldn’t have an issue outside of the questionable ages of the children shown.

Really huge red flag on the bottom pic is the fact two of the kids clearly have their fingers ON THE TRIGGERS.

Its called trigger discipline. I’ve never been to any gun safety classes and I know that much.

(via lokidokeyartichoki)

bucky-oh-bucky:

wintercyan:

I should be going.

Is it just me or is that last frame Steve realising for the first time that he might lose Bucky the same way he lost his father?

God these movies just like to rip our collective hears out don’t they

(via macbeth-no)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
kill yourself
allofmylovetess allofmylovetess Said:

vanconcastiel:

koobeeyos:

vanconcastiel:

OMG!!! I finally got one of these! I can’t believe this took 14 months to get.

Holy shit. I’m so unprepared! I don’t have a speech!

I’d like to thank the academy of course! Mom, Dad: I did it!

To the anon’s parents: The lack of love for your child is apparent in the fact you didn’t even bother teaching them how not to be an awful human being; this one’s for you most of all!

Finally, anon: without you this wouldn’t be possible. Thank you for taking time away from having no friends or discernible talents to make this dream come true!

fucking killed it

Ironic choice of wording

hanabridge:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

(via invariably-volatile)

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

(via writingpromppptttsss)

misswitsandsarcasm:

The Best of Supernatural Posts 15/?

(via susanforemanbackstrom)

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(via ididntminktospoopyou)

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via cyberpunkkitten)